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Hang On: That Drink Probably Isn’t Russian

Hang On: That Drink Probably Isn’t Russian

by David Klemt

Three clear vodka or gin cocktails

In response to the invasion of Ukraine, some restaurants and bars are pouring out spirits or renaming cocktails they believe are Russian.

Doing so is one way some operators are showing support for Ukraine.

However, people may want to do some research before they pour out a bottle or rewrite their menus. The reason is simple: That bottle or drink may not be Russian.

White or Black Russian

This classic cocktail has zero Russian roots. It was created by a Belgian bartender. Further, the bartender, Gustave Tops, created the drink at a hotel in Brussels.

Unfortunately, that hotel operated for 125 years before closing in 2020.

According to cocktail historians, the drink only has “Russian” in the name because it’s made with vodka.

In fact, people have created riffs on the White/Black Russian just by replacing a single ingredient. Variants include the White Belgian, White Cuban, and White Canadian.

Moscow Mule

The Moscow Mule is 81 years old. And it was born in…Santa Monica. One of the most notable things about Santa Monica is that it’s located in California, which is in America.

As the story goes, a salesman representing Smirnoff strolled into the Cock ‘n Bull Pub. The owner of the pub had purchased a bunch of ginger beer he was having trouble moving.

In the 1940s, supposedly, it was difficult to sell vodka or ginger beer. But what about vodka and ginger beer? According to legend, the two men created the Moscow Mule in a mutually beneficial sales move. The rest is cocktail history.

Obviously, the name has Russian roots. Smirnoff vodka was at one time a Russian vodka (more on that below). But no, the cocktail isn’t a Russian cocktail in so far as it was invented in America.

There are companies that have made copyright claims but they’ve largely gone nowhere.

Smirnoff Vodka

Pouring out bottles of Smirnoff isn’t going to stick it to any Russians. The brand is now owned by Diageo, a British company.

The vodka itself is produced in several countries, including Canada, Ireland, and the US. Not a drop is made in Russia.

Originally, the vodka was produced in Moscow. Pyotr Arsenyevitch Smirnov founded the distillery in 1864. However, Smirnov had to sell the brand in 1904 after Tsar Nicholas II nationalized the Russian vodka industry.

Smirnov and his family fled Russia in 1917 in response to the October Revolution.

In reality, with the exception of very specialized bars and off-premise shops, it’s not common to come across authentic Russian vodka. Beluga, Jewel of Russia, Mamont, Russian Standard, and Zyr are some of the few people may come across at a restaurant, bar, or liquor store.

The Problem

It may seem like a middle finger to Russian president Vladimir Putin to erase the country from menus. Renaming cocktails or removing Russian brands feels like a show of solidarity, on the surface.

In reality, doing so is dangerous. It’s a vilification of all Russian people, even if it doesn’t feel like it. Pulling certain brands may put a dent in someone’s bottom line. However, “sanitizing” a menu by removing everything Russian may send an irresponsible, unintended message: Russian people are bad.

We don’t have to look far back into history at all to see what can happen when we vilify an entire group of people. Violence, harassment, discrimination… In these tense, divisive times, it’s all too easy for people to become desensitized and even engage in truly horrible behavior.

I’m appalled by what’s happening in Ukraine. Everyone at KRG Hospitality is horrified by Putin’s invasion. A single drop of blood spilled is too much; Putin’s hands are covered in innocent blood.

But I’m not going to show my support by declaring or otherwise acting like all Russians are bad people. One person—and his complicit inner circle—is responsible for the ongoing attack on Ukraine.

Let’s not forget that, and let’s not forget that words and actions have consequences. It’s all too easy for people to take things too far and for innocent people to get hurt.

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A Lesson in Guest Perception

A Lesson in Guest Perception

by David Klemt

Broadway-style McDonald's sign in Chicago, Illinois

At this point, it’s becoming more of a surprise to not be told that the ice cream machine isn’t working at a McDonald’s restaurant.

Per a report from earlier this year, 25 percent of their machines are broken at any time. In fact, the brand made a joke about it in 2020.

Interestingly, with all the road trips and flights I’ve taken, I had never encountered a nonfunctional ice cream at a McDonald’s. Until last week.

Feeling nostalgic, I drove to a McDonald’s near my home for a Shamrock Shake. Growing up, my father always enjoyed the Shamrock Shake LTO. I’ve had maybe one or two in my entire life.

So, I drove over, got in line, and confidently asked for a Shamrock Shake and a Mint Oreo Shamrock McFlurry. And then I heard the words I’d never heard before:

“I’m so sorry, our machine isn’t working.”

Devastated, I did what any well-adjusted adult would do: I ordered a double cheeseburger and a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets combo. Same thing as a shake and McFlurry, right?

Guest Perception

I won’t dive too far into the minutiae of the longstanding McDonald’s ice cream machine saga. By now, we’re all familiar:

  • These machines break so often there’s a website dedicated to the problem. McBroken shows people where ice cream machines are working and where they’re broken. (If only I had used that before my ill-fated visit…)
  • The machines reportedly take four hours per day to clean.
  • There are claims that Taylor, the manufacturer of the machines, makes 25 percent of their revenue from performing repairs.
  • Outlets have reported the FTC is investigating the situatithe machine’s manufacturer, Taylor.
  • The latest news is that Kytch is suing McDonald’s for $900 million.

I’m not a McDonald’s board member, nor am I a franchisee. So, I’m not privy to any discussions swirling around the ice cream machines in use currently.

However, I do find it surprising that a brand as massive as McDonald’s would allow this issue to continue. For a brand that claims nothing is more important than delivering a high-standard of quality food, this joke is no longer funny.

What’s more, the issue is an opening for their competitors.

Leave an Opening and a Competitor will Take it

Jack in the Box has roasted McDonald’s for their ice cream machines in the past. This month, however, they’ve amped up their trolling.

Now that the Shamrock Shake has returned, Jack in the Box has pounced.

It would’ve been enough for Jack to mock McDonald’s on Twitter during Shamrock Shake season. But nope—Jack is dragging McDonald’s even harder.

Head over to McBroken and you’ll see a huge banner that reads, “DON’T GET McSHAMMED.” You’ll notice that the map is now also populated with Jack in the Box locations.

Click the aforementioned banner and you’ll find yourself on the Jack in the Box website. More specifically, it’s a page promoting their mobile app.

Taking it further, there’s currently a promotion encouraging the download: using the code “McSHAMMED” scores the user a $2 shake.

Since we’re in Shamrock Shake season, Jack is offering their new Oreo Cookie Mint Shake. And yes, it’s green.

Innovation and Problem Solving are Crucial

Look, I’m in no position to tell McDonald’s how to run their business. If they’re comfortable with negative guest perception and experiences, that’s on them.

It’s also on them if they want to show their guests and competitors a failure to innovate, solve problems, and be agile.

The ice cream machine debacle should be a lesson for all operators. Leave an opening and your competition will take it, slamming it shut behind them.

At best, maybe you’ll be able to adapt and overcome. At worst, they’ll be social media and marketing savvy, and roast you publicly. Once a brand’s perception slips, it can be incredibly difficult to get it back to where it once was.

As an operator, you’re an entrepreneur. Entrepreneurs innovate and solve problems.

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7 Coffee Liqueurs You Need to Know

7 Coffee Liqueurs You Need to Know

by David Klemt

White Russian cocktail made with Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur

Whether you and your bar team are making Espresso Martinis, riffing on classics or creating something new, consider these coffee liqueurs.

National Espresso Martini Day takes place on Tuesday, March 15. Leading up to this bar holiday, the cocktail is experiencing yet another resurgence.

In fact, this cocktail more than any other seems to maintain an enviable rate of “surging back” in popularity. Maybe it’s time to just admit that it’s a modern classic people love to hate…but still order and enjoy.

Below are seven coffee liqueurs that shine in an Espresso Martini, Old Fashioned, Negroni, Irish Coffee, or any number of rich, flavorful cocktails. Cheers!

Mr. Black

Most of the reviews out there place Mr. Black at the top when it comes to coffee liqueurs. Once you’ve sipped it neat, you understand why. The coffee flavor is outstanding, and that should come as no surprise. After all, Mr. Black is crafted in Australia, a country with a rich coffee culture.

Additionally, Mr. Black occasionally releases special batches. In the past, the brand has produced Single Origin Ethiopia, Single Origin Colombia, and collaborations with WhistlePig and St. Ali Coffee Roasters. They also have a coffee amaro available.

Grind Espresso Shot

You really can’t go wrong making an Espresso Martini with an espresso liqueur. Grind Espresso Shot gives Mr. Black a run for their money in the coffee liqueur showdown.

This blend of Caribbean rum, espresso, coffee, and coffee extract that shines in just about any cocktail.

Kahlúa

As the saying goes, respect your elders. Kahlúa is a coffee liqueur that dates back to 1936 and there’s a reason the brand is still so visible.

Not only does the brand claim it takes seven years to produce a bottle of Kahlúa, their range is deep is flavorful. The current lineup consists of more than just the original Kahlúa expression. There’s also Blonde Roast Style, Vanilla, Mint Mocha, Chili Chocolate, Salted Caramel, and Especial currently.

Jägermeister Cold Brew

We can argue back and forth about whether Jägermeister is a schnapps or an amaro. Either way, it serves as a fantastic base for a rich coffee liqueur.

Jägermeister Cold Brew blends the original herbal liqueur with arabica coffee and a touch of cacao. There’s a Dark Matter coffee available produced by washing Guatemalan coffee beans in Jägermeister’s coffee liqueur.

Caffè Borghetti

Who among us is unfamiliar with Fratelli Branca’s products? From Fernet-Branca and Brancamenta, to Antica Formula, Punt e Mes, and Carpano, it’s difficult to imagine a bar that doesn’t have at least one Branca product in their inventory.

So, when it comes to coffee liqueur, you can’t really go wrong with another of Fratelli Branca’s bottles: Caffè Borghetti. Sweet and imbued with the rich taste of Italian espresso, this is a liqueur that deserves a place behind your bar.

Flor de Caña Spresso

Produced in Nicaragua, is not just a highly sought-after and awarded rum, Flor de Caña is also the world’s first spirit to be fair trade and carbon neutral certified.

Their coffee liqueur, Flor de Caña Spresso, is made with the producer’s 7 Year Gran Reserva rum expression. You guests will know their enjoying a premium rum-based liqueur that’s sustainably and responsibly crafted.

Jameson Cold Brew

Combine world-famous Jameson Irish whiskey with arabica coffee beans from Brazil and Colombia and you get Jameson Cold Brew.

Not only do you get intense coffee aroma and flavor, you’ll also discover notes of toasted oak. So, your guests won’t have to worry that the coffee overpowers the whiskey or vice versa.

And c’mon—if you’re going to make an Irish Coffee, why not do it with a liqueur crafted with Irish whiskey? Interestingly, Jameson Cold Brew also pairs well with cream soda or cola.

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5 Books to Read this Month: March 2022

5 Books to Read this Month: March 2022

by David Klemt

Flipping through an open book

This month’s engaging and informative book selections will help you develop next-level culinary, beverage and marketing skills throughout 2022.

To review February’s book recommendations, click here.

Let’s jump in!

We Are All the Same Age Now: Valuegraphics, The End of Demographic Stereotypes

David Allison, founder of the Valuegraphics Project and author of this book, has been a guest on the Bar Hacks podcast twice. First, on episode 46, and again on episode 67. During both appearances, David explained the power of understanding people based on their values. What people have in common is far more powerful and effective than focusing on what divides us. Rather than continuing to point to harmful demographic stereotypes, the Valuegraphics Project focuses on values, psychographics, and standard demographics.

Pick up We Are All the Same Age Now to learn more and change your mindset.

Rodney Scott’s World of BBQ

When I visited South Carolina last year, I had a short list of restaurants I wanted to visit. Bar Hacks guest Brooks Quinn recommended pitmaster Rodney Scott’s Whole Hog BBQ in Charleston so I could try South Carolina barbecue. I’m glad I asked Brooks because the food was incredible. So incredible, in fact, that I overate and had to to do my best to walk off my resulting food coma.

Those who want to learn the art of South Carolina barbecue—or just great barbecue in general—need Rodney Scott’s World of BBQ book in their lives.

Smoked Cocktails

Beyond imparting wonderful flavor, we all know one of the greatest benefits of smoking a cocktail: Everyone who sees and smells the process is going to want to order one. While Smoked Cocktails is aimed at the home bartender, there’s plenty of useful information for operators, managers, and bar staff. Author Frank Marino shares the steps for smoking cocktails; identifies “cocktail families”; details more than 100 recipes; and more.

Everyone’s Table: Global Recipes for Modern Health

Chef Gregory Gourdet is the chef/owner behind Kann, a restaurant in Portland, OR, set to open its doors this year. The live-fire concept marries Haitian cuisine, ingredients sourced in Oregon, seasonality, and sustainability. When the Top Chef finalist went sober, he sought a healthier lifestyle. As a chef, he pursued that lifestyle in part through cooking. Everyone’s Table focuses on global cuisine that feature superfoods and high nutrient density while delivering delicious, decadent flavors. The 200 recipes in this book may not contain gluten, dairy, soy, legumes or grains but they’re still mouthwatering.

Rum Curious: The Indispensable Tasting Guide to the World’s Spirit

For the past several years now, several spirits experts and rum aficionados have made the same hopeful claim: This will be rum’s year. Finally, they say, rum will get the respect its due and topple vodka, tequila, and whiskey to grab the top spot. However, that has yet to happen. Well, yet to happen in North America, anyway.

Rum was once the world’s spirit, and maybe this year will be its year. In Rum Curious, revered spirits author Fred Minnick shares not only the story of rum but also his tips for conducting an effective rum tasting. With guests more curious than ever, engaging rum tastings may help springboard rum to the top of the spirits list.

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Stand Out with Weird Holidays: March 2022

Stand Out with Weird Holidays: March 2022

by David Klemt

Stay Weird neon sign with purple background

Want to stand out from from other restaurants and bars in your area? Then commit to keeping it weird.

Several “holidays” are set against every date on the calendar, and March is no exception. These holidays range from mainstream—it’s almost St. Patrick’s Day!—to “weird.”

Pay attention to the latter to raise eyebrows, carve out a niche for your restaurant or bar, and attract more guests. Why do what everyone else is already doing?

Of course, you shouldn’t try to celebrate every holiday, weird or otherwise. And this month’s list in no way includes every odd holiday.

Focus on the days that are authentic to your brand; resonate with your guests; and help you grab attention on social media.

For last month’s list, click here.

March 2: National Old Stuff Day

There are a couple of ways to celebrate this holiday. Both require a bit of tact. On the one hand, you could showcase your big age-statement spirits. But on the other, you could lean into this holiday and try to move dead-stock spirits.

March 3: National Cold Cuts Day

People like to joke that packaged cold cuts and cheese singles make for a more “basic” form of charcuterie. This could be a great day to steer into that joke and build a simple, fun, and affordable charcuterie plate.

March 5: Cinco de Marcho

Now, we don’t support overserving. It’s not safe, it’s not responsible, and it can result in severe legal ramifications for operators and their teams. That said, Cinco de Marcho occurs just shy of two weeks before St. Patrick’s Day. The point behind the holiday is to get ready for St. Patrick’s Day. So, it could be a good idea to highlight your Irish whiskeys, gins, and beers in the lead-up to St. Patrick’s Day to leverage the interest in them for longer.

March 14: National Potato Chip Day

I really shouldn’t have to tell you what to do on this day. If you have the ability, show off your house-made potato chips. Other than that, if you sell chips by the bag, build a drink-and-chip LTO around them.

March 15: National Everything You Think is Wrong Day

Whew! That’s a bold statement, one that’s sure to get some blood boiling and arguments started. This probably isn’t the time to talk politics with guests. If you’re bold enough to tackle this holiday, maybe create a trivia night around the facts that most people tend to get wrong about different spirits, beers, and wines.

March 18: National Awkward Moments Day

Life is full of awkward moments. You probably witness quite a few each week within your four walls. For this holiday, encourage people in your area to treat themselves to a good meal and/or drink to try and forget their latest awkward moments.

March 22: (Inter)National Goof Off Day

It’s unfortunate that simply trying to have a good time is considered “goofing off.” But, that’s where we are, apparently. This is the perfect holiday to encourage your guests to enjoy an afternoon, evening or night at your place to escape their stressful lives, if only for an hour or two.

March 25: Waffle Day

You may be surprised to learn the sheer number of foods you can waffle. Well, this is the holiday for you and your kitchen team to build a specialty waffle menu to blow your guests minds. Interestingly, this is the day Sweden celebrates Waffle Day. So, if you can’t do it this year or simply want to repeat it, National Waffle Day is celebrated August 24.

March 28: National Something on a Stick Day

You can waffle a lot of foods but I’m willing to bet you can put way more foods on a stick. I smell an LTO menu…

March 31: National Tater Day

Roasted, fried, air fried, mashed, smashed, baked, twice baked, riced, totted (I dunno, I’m hungry writing this and want tater tots)… Celebrate everything a potato can do on this holiday dedicated to the humble spud.

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Bring the Heat: It’s Spicy Margarita Day!

Bring the Heat: It’s Spicy Margarita Day!

by David Klemt

Tanteo Tequila Jalapeño Margarita made with Tanteo Jalapeño Tequila

Today is the day to dial up the heat and deliver some fiery flavors to your guests with spicy Margaritas.

Why? Because it’s the second annual National Spicy Margarita Day!

Originally known as Founder’s Day, this bar holiday comes to us from Tanteo Tequila.

Participation is easy enough, and even easier if you have Tanteo Jalapeño, Habanero, and Chipotle bottles.

Tanteo CEO and Master Blender Neil Grosscup explains the signature cocktail holiday on the Bar Hacks podcast. During episode 64, Grosscup shares that the inaugural celebration honored late Tanteo founder Jonathan Rojewski. The holiday also highlights the brand’s mission: Crafting a tequila that makes the world’s best spicy Margarita.

However, it’s not just about promoting the brand and their favorite cocktail. Rather, Tanteo leverages this holiday to encourage people to give back.

Sustainability Initiatives

As Grosscup explains on Bar Hacks, he and the Tanteo team value three forms of sustainability:

  • Economic
  • Social
  • Environmental

The Tanteo distillery’s ownership spans 84 agave-farming families. Tanteo Tequila is the 85th owner. This business model—the only distillery owned by a co-op of agave farmers—is an example of economic sustainability.

There are a few reasons for this approach. One of those is that it helps the farmers weather market swings. Indeed, agave is acutely susceptible to shifts in market value. When there’s too much agave, the value of a kilo of agave can plummet quickly. Another reason for the Tanteo co-op is transparency.

About 150 bars are participating in this year’s National Spicy Margarita Day. For every spicy Margarita made with Tanteo Tequila sold at these venues through January 30, $1 will go to a variety of waterway cleanup charities:

  • Chattahoochee Riverkeeper
  • Friends of the Chicago River
  • Friends of the LA River
  • Keep the TN River Beautiful
  • Ohio River Foundation
  • Orange County Coastkeeper
  • San Diego River Park Foundation
  • Trinity River Audubon Center
  • Un Salto Con Destino. This organization is cleaning up the Rio Santiago. The Tanteo distillery is in Juanacatlán, Jalisco, Mexico, and the Rio Santiago is crucial the surrounding community.

How to Participate

It’s a little late to join officially as a bar partner with Tanteo. However, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t celebrate the holiday.

Serving up spicy Margaritas is always a great idea. One simple way to leverage National Spicy Margarita Day is to create a small specialty menu. With at least three Margaritas, you can boost the heat level of each version to appeal to different guest’s spice preferences. You can alter heat levels using different Tanteo expressions, infusions, bitters, syrups, etc.

Or, you can simply perfect your restaurant or bar’s signature spicy Margarita. Either way, promote your participation on across your social platforms.

Speaking of social, snap a pic of your Margarita(s) and use the tag #NationalSpicyMargDay. Notice the spelling: the hashtag uses “Marg,” not “Margarita.” For every social media post tagged #NationalSpicyMargDay, Tanteo will donate $1.

See below for three Tanteo spicy Margarita recipes. ¡Salud!

Tanteo Jalapeño Margarita

Tanteo Jalapeño Margarita cocktail and bottle of tequila

  • 2 oz. Tanteo Jalapeño Tequila

  • 1 oz. Fresh lime juice

  • ¾ oz. Agave nectar

Prepare a rocks glass by adding ice. Optionally, rim glass with Tanteo Jalapeño Salt or your signature blend. Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into prepared rocks glass. Garnish with a lime wedge or jalapeño slice (or both).

Tanteo Habanero Margarita

Tanteo Habanero Margarita on a board with habanero peppers with tequila bottle in background

 

  • 2 oz. Tanteo Habanero Tequila

  • 1 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

  • ¾ oz. Agave Nectar

Prepare a rocks glass by adding ice. Optionally, rim glass with Tanteo Jalapeño Salt or your signature blend. Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into prepared rocks glass. Garnish with a habanero pepper.

Tanteo Chipotle Margarita

Tanteo Chipotle Margarita in garnished rocks glass next to tequila bottle

  • 2 oz. Tanteo Chipotle Tequila

  • 1 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

  • 1/2 oz. Agave Nectar

Prepare a rocks glass by adding ice. Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into prepared rocks glass. Garnish with a chipotle pepper, orange slice, or lime wedge.

Image: Tanteo Tequila

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